Monday, January 13, 2003

"Emily, can you open his mouth while I grab this out?" -PS trying to get her hat out of her dogs mouth.
"Please have sex with me"- me pretending to beg my husband for sex
"Okay, Liz"- EM, my friend misunderstanding the direction of the question. Suffice to say, there was lots of laghter afterwards.
"Oh, you got his bone!"
-PS in reference to a friend stealing her dog's toy bone in an effort to get the dog hyper.

Friday, January 10, 2003

"What did he do to my pants"
"Show her your bone, Cody"

"They'll search your cavity and find out that your eating too much sugar"

Thursday, January 09, 2003

"My sausage was really good, huh Pilar?"

Monday, December 16, 2002

"I don't think I could eat anything as big as that"
-a tremendously huge woman remarking on my club sandwich at the local Applebees
"Don't you have any muffs, Tim? If not, you can have mine."
"Hunter you got me all wet!"

"You got it all over your face, Jaya"