Monday, January 13, 2003

"Emily, can you open his mouth while I grab this out?" -PS trying to get her hat out of her dogs mouth.
"Please have sex with me"- me pretending to beg my husband for sex
"Okay, Liz"- EM, my friend misunderstanding the direction of the question. Suffice to say, there was lots of laghter afterwards.
"Oh, you got his bone!"
-PS in reference to a friend stealing her dog's toy bone in an effort to get the dog hyper.

Friday, January 10, 2003

"What did he do to my pants"
-TM
"Show her your bone, Cody"
-PS

"They'll search your cavity and find out that your eating too much sugar"
-EM

Thursday, January 09, 2003

"My sausage was really good, huh Pilar?"
-EM

Monday, December 16, 2002

"I don't think I could eat anything as big as that"
-a tremendously huge woman remarking on my club sandwich at the local Applebees
"Don't you have any muffs, Tim? If not, you can have mine."
-EM
"Hunter you got me all wet!"
-EM

"You got it all over your face, Jaya"
-ES